May 2013
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
thelastbreak:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
All these things
“My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of...”
– Maya Angelou (via loveyourchaos)
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
April 2013
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
if anne frank was alive today shes 83 years old
but would she be a belieber
sodamnrelatable:
“i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”
youthpenis:
do you ever sit in class during a test and flip your paper extra loud to let all the basic bitches know that you’re the beyonce of your class because i do
lolzpicx:
The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart